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Sunday, April 10th, 2005
11:59 pm
Damn, don't you wish you had a lava lamp like me?
So last night Ashli and her friends came down from Lebanon and we went to a show. Unfortunately Jackie was there and she was drunk. I don't know what in the fuck she is doing, I swear to god that she doesn't understand that I am never going to take her back. She made a fool out of herself and me out in front of the WOW Hall. So fuck you Jackie! So we ended up not going to the show, instead we went to Kyle's house and watched Mad TV and had a couple beers. Ashli seems really cool, and hopefully she'll hang out with me again. Tonight my mom, Bryan, and I went to Hometown muthafuggin Buffet! I ate an extreme amount of food, at least enough to feed a small village of starving children...I love America! Then we went over to Target and I bought Gran Turismo 4. This game is incredible. Ok, g'night everyone.

Current Mood: giggly
Friday, April 8th, 2005
11:08 pm
Porky and the Pynecones(R) would be a sweet name for a band!
I'm listening to music really loud on my new stereo! What's that? I can't hear you! THE MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD! Ok so maybe I'm slightly exagerating....but it has Dolby Digital Surround Sound! Damn I'm hyper as a mutha fugga. I wanna go for a run or maybe I wanna go to a show. I havent been to a show for so long! I crave the pit with all my body even my pee pee. Maybe I'll play my guitar and pretend I'm at a show. Imagination time! Wont you be, wont you be, wont you be my neighbor?

Here is a quote from Wayne's World I hope "someone get's the clue":

"I lost you two months ago, are you mental, we broke up, get the net!"

Current Mood: hey there sucky pants
Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
12:46 am
Holy shit! So just when I think all this shit with Jackie is over it comes back and kicks me in the face. Now she hates me and apparently thinks that I "led her on" even though I didn't. I meant what I said even if I didn't follow through with it. Now maybe all this shit will be done with...even though next time I see her she's gunna stab me. Stab away Jackie...stab away.

Current Mood: aggravated
Tuesday, April 5th, 2005
1:52 am
Shark Lord!
I worked a full 8 hour shift today. I'm tired kinda. I'm listening to the Beatles right now. I forgot how much I like these guys. I think I'm gunna go to North for lunch tomorrow. Um, I wish I had something clever to say right now...but I don't. I got paid today! Money! I want to buy a new amp....a big 'un...one that can kill someone if I crank it up enough. Hey look over there! Oh I so got you. Monkeys always throw poo....I mean....look.

Current Mood: Chinese
Sunday, April 3rd, 2005
5:35 pm
Milk of Mangina
Sup foo's. I haven't written in here for quite a while. So let me update you on the what's goin on with me. I had a killer time at the G&L demo, I bought a new guitar(which is probly stolen), my band's show got canceled, my glasses are sorta broked, Bryan is a douche, I hate gwamma, I've got money cuz of my job, I bought a case of Mickeys on friday, and...um...I need to get laid.

Current Mood: ecstatic
Saturday, March 26th, 2005
11:18 am
I likes dem milk duds!
Hey, I'm in California. I'm going to a G&L demo later. It's gunna kick ass.
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
10:37 am
The early anteater gets the termite.
I just woke up and I decided for some reason, to update my journal. I have to go to work today at 2:00pm. I can't sleep because every time I start to dose off I cough. We hates it.....precious! Ok I take it back I got about four hours of uninterrupted sleep, cuz at 6:00am I woke up and got a drink of agua, and then I didn't wake back up till 10:00am. Why am I writing about this, you ask? Well, the answer is....is that I don't have anything better to do, NOTHING. I think Ima go get myself a bucket o' Capn' Crunch brand cereal. Part of this complete breakfast. Who wants to help me colonize Antarctica? I hear it's quite lovely this time of year.

Current Mood: sick
Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
12:56 am
Bonjour Mister Pussie Cat!
I woke up. I went to work. I got off work. I cussed at my computer. I made love to my guitar. I went to bed.

Current Mood: sick
Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
11:01 pm
Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw!
I hate girls. I wish I was gay. Or at least a different species. Fungi don't have to worry about relationship problems. In fact fungi don't worry about anything. If you got reincarnated into a plant or some other thing without a brain, you would be getting that much closer to enlightenment. You would be completley carefree all the time. Why can't life be that easy?

Current Mood: fuckin' pissssed
12:27 am
I had to open my mouth really wide.
So a lot of things have happened since I last updated this piece of crap. I broke up with Jackie. I got a job at Venture Data. My band already has like 6 or 7 songs down. I opened a bank account today at Oregon Community Credit Union and I cashed my paycheck. I bought an $8.50 cigar today. I'm graduating on thursday. Hmmm what else....I like my guitar. Um...I'm not too creative tonight. I'm gunna sleep now.

Current Mood: mmkay
Wednesday, February 16th, 2005
12:03 am
I want to be a viking.
It's been a long time since I've updated. I'm in a band now. We don't officially have a name yet but we are thinking about Shit Weasel. I play guitar, Jesse sings, Steve plays bass, and Gordon plays drums. Jesse and Steve are both in Captain Punk Rock, and Gordon is in Busholini. We have about 3 songs down already and have a couple more still in the process. We are hopefully gunna start playing shows in about a month. Jackie and I spent all day yesterday at Mike's house even though he was at school. I played pool against his grandma and then she made us dinner. Mike's grandparents are the nicest people in the world, and they have money but they aren't snobby at all. There should be more nice rich people. I think the principles of communism are genius. I just wish it would work out. If people weren't so gosh dang greedy the world would be a much better place. I don't know why I'm even talking about this shit. I'm not being oppressed or anything. Ok enough typing. Goodnight.

Current Mood: excited
Sunday, February 6th, 2005
1:44 am
Moto Chug
So I have a girlfriend now. Her name is Jackie and she is awesome. I went to the show last night at the Wow Hall. I was pretty good even though The Briefs didn't show up. We only stayed for the first two bands, then we decided to go over to Eriks house. We watched some old 70's porn flick starring the famous John Holmes and a super sex machine named Roberto. It's late so I'm gunna crash. Goodnight.

Current Mood: happy
Thursday, February 3rd, 2005
12:45 am
Did you fart?....No it was just some asshole talking shit behind my back.
I rearranged my room today. I don't know if I like it better or not yet. It's like trying on a new pair of underwear. At first it's restrictive, but then it becomes a part of you. God bless you Garth Algar!

Current Mood: beat
Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
2:27 am
Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
10:32 pm
Punk Show at the Irving Grange
Friday, January 21st
Starts at 6:00pm
-Streetlight Cardiacs
-Under Enuff
-Ugly Litter
At the Irving Grange
Directions: From Beltline, go north down river road, make a left on Irvington Drive, drive about 1/2 mile, look for the big ugly yellow building on the right.

Be there or suck!
Tuesday, January 18th, 2005
11:37 pm
Say hello to my little friend AKA The HP Kayak XA PC
I put my hard drive into my neighbor's old computer and bam! I'm back online.

Current Mood: accomplished
7:50 pm
Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
1:50 pm
I want to party like it's 1999!
I'm ditching class right now. I'm on a crappy Imac computer...I hate these things. I haven't updated for a while. Wayde Fest kicked ass. Barron Von Torture made a guest appearance, and i got to talk with him. I got my Strong Bad E-mails dvd in the mail yesterday it kicks so much anus. Hmmm what else...I went in to the Navy recruitment office today and took the aptitude test and I got a really high score and I also got a really cool pen and a lanyard! Ok so I don't want to type anymore.
Sunday, January 2nd, 2005
11:35 pm
Outrageous Butt Funk!
I'm comin' back to Eugene tomorrow. My plane will get in at around 2pm. I'm happy that I'm coming back but bummed that I probly wont see my family and friends till June. I have to be at the airport by 5:45am tomorrow...damn that is so early. Ok well I'm going to bed. This might be my last entry for a while 'cuz my computer is still in pieces. Good night.

Current Mood: gopher nuggets
Wednesday, December 29th, 2004
1:42 pm
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